Thursday, January 31, 2008

* Life's Simple Advice *

* Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Please, just get the hell out of here and leave me alone.

* Good judgment comes from bad experience and bad experiences come from what you thought was a good judgment.

* In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have yet to reach their level of incompetence.

* If you want a winning team for the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet at once, not seven people who can jump one foot each and try to mount on top of each other.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Similar way you can quadruple.

* Those who can do, cannot teach. Those who can't teach, administer. Those who cannot even administer, finally become successful consultants.

* Everybody lies. But does it really matter? Nobody listens anyway.

* Your learning ability goes down when your lips are moving. Faster the lips movement, slower the learning ability.

* Experience usually arrives late and only after you had just needed it a few moments back.

* The challenge in solving of the problem lies in finding the right solvers.

* If anything can go wrong, it will do so in multiple forms.

* Important telephone rings when you are on toilet seat without phone.

* The probability of your meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Great discoveries are made by stupidity of mistakes. Go ahead screw up.

* Promotion is hard for irreplaceable. If you can be replaced than you can be promoted.

* If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.*

1 comment:

mnowluck said...

Blore tun suk leh vaang ve.. buai na tuam a om ta a hi chaw.. :D