* Life's Simple Advice *

* Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Please, just get the hell out of here and leave me alone.

* Good judgment comes from bad experience and bad experiences come from what you thought was a good judgment.

* In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have yet to reach their level of incompetence.

* If you want a winning team for the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet at once, not seven people who can jump one foot each and try to mount on top of each other.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Similar way you can quadruple.

* Those who can do, cannot teach. Those who can't teach, administer. Those who cannot even administer, finally become successful consultants.

* Everybody lies. But does it really matter? Nobody listens anyway.

* Your learning ability goes down when your lips are moving. Faster the lips movement, slower the learning ability.

* Experience usually arrives late and only after you had just needed it a few moments back.

* The challenge in solving of the problem lies in finding the right solvers.

* If anything can go wrong, it will do so in multiple forms.

* Important telephone rings when you are on toilet seat without phone.

* The probability of your meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Great discoveries are made by stupidity of mistakes. Go ahead screw up.

* Promotion is hard for irreplaceable. If you can be replaced than you can be promoted.

* If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.*

Emergency No.(ICE) in Mobile Phone

We all carry our mobile phones with numerous names & numbers stored in its memory. But nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.

If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending on us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored; but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign.

The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as 'ICE.'

For more than one contact name, simply enter ICE 1, ICE 2 and ICE 3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our mobile phones today !!!

Please forward this. It won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest .

ICE will speak for you when you are not able to do so.